Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.

"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens

Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could

by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019

Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.

You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!

by Someguyorperson July 2, 2023

noodle pull

The motion of pulling freshly made noodles out of a stir-fry box or bowl (preferably with chopsticks), creating the most craveable sight known to noodles.

Did you see that noodle pull on honeygrow's IG? It looks so amazing!

by honeygrow July 28, 2020

Noodling

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.

John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.

by Crazykoala May 30, 2018