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NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth
"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"
by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019
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noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.
Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.
by Knives April 29, 2016
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Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm
Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
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Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017
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Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.
The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!
by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016
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Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose
by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021
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