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D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.
by FindingRachael November 29, 2015
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fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
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beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
by liptenneth May 10, 2020
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Bearded Cave

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
by sg_10 November 3, 2021
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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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stroking my beard

by Ard rob March 15, 2019
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