tip watcher

when a best friend waits for you to get out of a relationship to get with that person

oh that man oghie a tip watcher

by CLBBBL August 26, 2022

Bird Watcher

A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.

“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”

by Llewell September 15, 2022

town-watch

(verb): A term originating from the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA (particularly Lansdale), that characterizes a group of people who take part in an excursion by foot around a designated area. Individuals involved in said excursion typically debate deep questions surrounding humanity including topics of philosophy, spirituality, politics, and scientific discovery.

Are you interested in going on a town-watch?

by Dr. Dingus McTickleToes September 26, 2022

reel watcher

Person who argues on twitter with incorrect facts/information after watching a sports match through reels

reel watcher: "x player" had a really bad game, he didnt score at all
another person: did you even see the match? he had crucial contribution for all the goals, reel watcher

by football_fan September 30, 2022

lets watch ninjago

another way of saying lets have gay sex

"Hey Colin lets watch ninjago"

by Sheistenberg November 30, 2022

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Rich Watching

A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.

"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."

"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."

by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023