Window Licker

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.

by Bumpy Grey December 20, 2008

Window shopping

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.

Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?

by Retard mcfagbag December 23, 2006

Window Lick

It's like window shopping, except you're broke and you can only window like.

We went to the mall, broke as hell, and window licked every store.

by I_AM_bigglesworth March 2, 2011

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003

To the window to tha wall

A chick with a ass so big it goes from the window to the wall.

also an insult for a girl with a big ass to much for a brotha to handle.

Damn hommie, did u see that girls ass?! That shit was from the window to tha wall!

by ian s. February 13, 2004

Gay as a Dutch Window

To be very very gay, homosexual or shirtlifting. to define somebody as gay as a dutch window, the recipient of such horrific abuse, must have done something very poorly, acted in a queer fashion or displayed his effeminate side to a large degree.

Tipex is Gay as a Dutch Window as it smells and comes....in small bottles

by Jeffrey Douglas September 10, 2006

shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010