Post-Ejaculation Piss Stream. The unpredictable and, often, messy stream of piss that normally consists of multiple trajectories experienced shortly after ejaculation in males. It is advised to squat closer to the toilet bowl to ensure that all of your piss makes it in if you know you are at risk of a wild PEPS.
"Yo, why so long in the bathroom?"
"I pissed all over the place because I beat off right before."
"Ah, stupid PEPS.."
"I pissed all over the place because I beat off right before."
"Ah, stupid PEPS.."
by Toboggan January 20, 2014
During sex, you put saran wrap over your partners face and crab walk across them while taking a shit.
by toboggan April 13, 2009