Trump Derangement Syndrome 

A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are batshit stupid.

The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Trump Derangement Syndrome by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

Trump's Penis by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Trump Card 

A surprise last resort where you call a bunch of racists in to beat up someone instead of solving real problems.

I was in an argument with a guy on immigration policy when I pulled out my Trump Card and now he's in the hospital.

Trump Card by gtg092x July 20, 2016

Trump supporters 

Dumb ass bitches

Wow did you see the trump supporters cry when Biden won

Trump supporters by Harrystyles4nipples November 13, 2020

Trump's America 

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

Trump's America by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

Trump Country 

This is what America became after Donald Trump won presidency.

I use to live in the United States of America, but now i live in trump country.

Trump Country by the big meme November 9, 2016

Trump Pump

A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.

VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.

Trump Pump by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017