McDonalds Surprise

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

by LDF June 11, 2005

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

The Double Stuff Surprise

To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.

SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?

SFR: No, but lets just say I do.

SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.

SFR: And people atcually do this?

SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.

by Shit Faced Jack July 2, 2009

iranian surprise

When you bust a nut in a chicks face ( splurge ). While it is all over her face making it sticky. You throw sand at her face causing it to stick to her face BITCH.

"I gave Brock's Sister an Iranian surprise". "strangely she liked it"

B&E J&G

by G Ridge December 23, 2007

Surprise

the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"gift"
or semen

"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."

by Flamegrim August 18, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008