smallen

to make something smaller.

"that door would be fine, but we just need to smallen it down a bit for it to fit"

by Nicky Howells August 14, 2007

Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

by Eden953 June 26, 2015

Smack in the chops

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.

That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.

by Hateful! May 15, 2006

Cack Smack

The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.

Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.

by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005

Pimp Smack

To back hand a bitch who pisses you off.

ex. If your girl friend doesn't stop bitching, well then you just back hand her or "pimp smack" her til she stops.

by mike trainor March 16, 2003

Small Town

Big City: 300,000+ people within city limits
City: 100,000-300,000 citizens within limits
Small City: 20,000-100,000 citizens within limits
Big Town: 7,000-20,000 citizens within limits
Town: 800-7,000 citizens within limits
Small Town: 200-800 citizens within limits
Village: 50-200 citizens within limits
Hamlet: Community with less than 50 members.

A small town generally is community possessing a post office and not much else.. Maybe a gas station or two. If you live within 10 minutes of a Wal-Mart, chances are you don't live in a small town. Also it should not be said that there is nothing to do if there is a Wal-Mart around, because there is a high probability that there is a theater or fast food restaurant around too.

"Man, city people get bored too easily, if they have one uneventful night, they automatically say 'I hate living in this small town' when actually they should be saying 'This isn't so bad, imagine living in a real small town.'"

by SleepFaster April 20, 2012

small children

The solution to the world power crisis.

We're running low on power, shovel a few more of those small children into the furnace will you?

by JDW May 2, 2005