Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm
Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
by Eden953 June 19, 2015
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Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm
Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
by Eden953 June 19, 2015
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Bustrophobia

The fear of buses
Person one-why isn't george taking the bus?
Person 2-he has bustrophobia
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Calories

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
by Eden953 May 13, 2015
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