Definitions by Eden953

Smartass 

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

Smartass by Eden953 June 26, 2015

Smartass 

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

Smartass by Eden953 June 26, 2015

Calories 

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

Calories by Eden953 May 14, 2015

Bustrophobia 

The fear of buses

Person one-why isn't george taking the bus?
Person 2-he has bustrophobia

Bustrophobia by Eden953 May 8, 2015