Reverse Cowpat

Reverse cowpat is when your girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and does a liquid poo on your chest and it hardens before you finish.

Tillie was riding Chris in the meadow. Chris was blindfolded and didn’t even realise Tillie had laid a reverse cowpat on his chest.

by landohardski August 19, 2021

Reverse Hipster

A "reverse-hipster" refers to disliking something just because too many hipsters like it.

"Man that monocle looks stupid"
"Dude, that monocle looks sick! You're just pulling a Reverse Hipster"

"I don't really care for Radiohead"
"They're actually really good. Quit being a Reverse Hipster"

by shermanklump August 21, 2016

Reverse Dooner

The act of sitting on the toilet whilst facing backwards...Then preceeding to take a shit down the front of the bowl, leaving behind a skid-mark.

Girl 1: Ewww i walked in on that guy over there and he was facing the other way on the toilet, talk about awkward?!?
Girl 2: Rofl, Yeah i think that was a reverse dooner!
Girl 1: I dont care what it was, its still fucked up!

by PatrickMcCarthyTimaruLOL March 1, 2011

Reverse Wingman

The fat and/or ugly chick who accompanies the hottie at the bar, making it impossible to score with the hottie.

This operates as follows: by directing your attention at the hot chick who has a Reverse Wingman, you are implicitly offending the Reverse Wingman, thereby giving the hottie an excuse to condemn you as unfeeling, shallow, insensitive, looks-obsessed, etc. Hotties bring the Reverse Wingman along when they, the hotties, either genuinely wish to be left alone, or when they want to be a tease and derive sadistic pleasure from rebuffing all advances. Do not reward this behavior! Or even better, flirt with the Reverse Wingman...it'll drive the hottie crazy.

by Im Exil September 26, 2013

reverse puritan

a person outraged at those not prepared to forget everything and party.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear about the party at Dave's house tomorrow?"

Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."

Jim: "What?!?!"

Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."

by Here's Johnny!!! July 4, 2011

Reverse Houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, all the while the savvy woman knows her partner is an idiot and spitting on her back. The man thinks he is fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around before the man can let loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face she kicks him in his dingleberries making him unable to have enjoyable sex for the rest of his life.

Joe thought he was going to cream on Sara's face but she did a Reverse Houdini on him and Disabled his penis. He now lives to make her sandwiches.

by Muffdungeon June 17, 2015

reverse coyote

An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.

He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.

by lmaosama September 20, 2014