Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025

mason lynch slopstop

You give a fat boy head and stop until their nut is barely cumming out. You then blow into their penis until the cum gets relocated back into their sperm sack.

Hey fat tub of cum want me to give u my special mason lynch slopstop?

by anonymous December 31, 2025

Mason

"Mason" is a legend

Mason is the goat

by itssmason. January 7, 2026

colin mason

A guy who bleached his hair, so now he looks like Eminem. He's still funny as shit, though.

Jesus, I forgot.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

mitchell mason

hottest guy in the history of mankind, time, and all of space

"Wow, Mitchell Mason is so hot!"

by notmitchellmason October 30, 2013

freeman masons

A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.

"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1

"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2

"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.

by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013