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Man Magic 

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
Man Magic by kwaping May 22, 2016
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The Magic Popsicle 

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

oyster magic 

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

Red Magic 

When you have sexual intercourse with a virgin and no blood came out during the intercourse.
Stanley : Yo dude, i heard Max had a Red Magic at a party the other night.
Tony : Whoa, that lucky badger!
Red Magic by SkMSkyeSSkye July 15, 2017

Jawline Magic 

When a person has a phenomenal jawline that is too incredible to handle that it's magical
Damn That jawline magic is strong
Jawline Magic by Brosavemysoul69 August 21, 2017

simply magic 

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
simply magic by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017

Marriott magic 

Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her๐Ÿ‘Œ
Marriott magic by Dumbrigga December 23, 2017