Jessiaha

the coolest, shortest kid ever. gotta love em tho. he’s a good friend, is reluctant, athletic, but will be there for you when you need it.. for the most part

man Jessiaha’s cool but i’m cooler !

by jack's at boy scout camp June 21, 2020

Jessica

She is a small rounded girl who often snorts when she yawns
Normally given the nickname Jessie

Person 1: omg is that a Jessica
Person 2: hah she’s so autismic

by EpPENIS July 23, 2020

Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

jessica bannister

A elite slag who sleeps with boys & gives head 24/7, a ultimate slag

Guy 1 - Yo I bet she’s a “Jessica bannister”

Guy 2 - For real look at her

by ehehdhdhd September 12, 2020

Jessica mckeeman

A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners

Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste

by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020

Jessie

Jessies kinda a wannabe theatre kid. Also a bit of an ass.

Is Jessie singing Hamilton again?

yes, yes she is.

by lizard_rat September 15, 2020