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Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.
Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.
dick dirt by Danobobano October 20, 2005

Dick Cream Cone 

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!
Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
Dick Cream Cone by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

Young Dagger Dick 

A male with a good penis length (7 or 8 inches ideal), but lacks in width.

Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Female - So how big is your dick?

Male - Pretty big

Female - Like what's the length?

Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.

Female - Okay, but what about the width?

Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.

Female - Well okay Young Dagger Dick.

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dick squeeze 

A person that squeezes dicks.