Field crotch 

A Vagina filled with fungi

My girlfriend has field crotch

Field crotch by The French Whore April 21, 2016

curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

curtain crotch by iamamazing125 July 27, 2016

curry crotch 

An annoying Indian

That professor was a real curry crotch.

curry crotch by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016

Creamy Crotch 

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.

Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend

Creamy Crotch by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017

Glowing crotch 

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"

Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing

Glowing crotch by DEPDIP May 22, 2017

Barbie Crotch 

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

Barbie Crotch by riggamorrris July 30, 2017

Beer Crotch 

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

Beer Crotch by Word destroyer August 22, 2017