The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well

Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4

by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName March 31, 2016

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Christmas Rory

Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.

Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?

Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”

by pearl1000 December 24, 2022

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Christmas Rory

The day before Christmas Eve - December 23rd. A day worthy of grand celebration!

Mom! Dad! Wake up! It’s Christmas Rory!

by solarcupids December 24, 2022

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Boys' Christmas

-bȯis kris-məs - noun-

An annual festive event characterized by the exchange of gifts amongst all participating boys, typically preceded by the consumption of a lavish potluck supper and copious holiday beverages and desserts, and ending with jovial games, music videos, pen rips, and deep slumber.

Synonym(s): "Family Christmas"; "Best Christmas"

Antonym(s): "waste of time", "stupid", "pointless", "waste of money"

"Did you try the Grinch drink at Boys' Christmas?"

"I hope Garrett comes to Boys' Christmas this year".

"I really enjoyed taking communion at Boys' Christmas".

"Did you hang the August Ames poster that you got at Boys' Christmas?"

by Kitty_Katie December 16, 2020

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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

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