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Cock Twitch

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.
Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch
by Koala_roo August 31, 2017
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Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.
Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.
by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010
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cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.
"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
by Gruber January 1, 2008
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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018
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cocks breath

when someones breath smells of cocks
''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath
by Max Lawless January 19, 2008
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cock-a-tease

a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.
Tara is such a cock-a-tease, do you see her flirting with Justin.. isnt she dating Greg?!
by room401sisters October 29, 2009
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Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS
Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!
by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021
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