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man-brace

A man-brace is the distant, yet "familial" way that two male aquaintances greet each other. One may see the two men "pound" each other and pull each other in - so that the right shoulders meet square on. or One may see two men - ever so briefly hug each other.
Jimmy and Alex are tight now. See, that man-brace
by June Nho May 31, 2005
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dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.
Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.
by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010
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Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.
The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.
by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013
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time bracelet

a watch... time bracelet is a cooler name for a watch.
Gertrude: what time is it?

Andy: time to get a "time bracelet" ;)
by the perfect one October 28, 2014
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L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.
1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".
by J.J.R. January 11, 2015
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raging bruce

An engorged and purpling male erection, caused by zip tying the base of the penis in a display of dominance.
Also known as 'brucing out'.
"Man, I almost picked up this 10/10 last night. I was so close to sealing the deal when some dude whipped out a raging bruce and stared me down. I was humiliated. Security even asked me to leave."
by s3ctur September 26, 2017
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Diamond braces

When you get braces even when they're not needed instead of getting grillz; Braces that act like grillz for your teeth
Just got some diamond braces on my teeth!
Yo, I'm boutta get some of those.
by MathO24 February 18, 2019
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