Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.

Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.

by happily.quoted April 29, 2020

niggas bro

niggas

homie 1: I’m walking my dog today

Homie 2&3: niggas bro

by duxnoi June 18, 2021

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

thx bro

A sentence usually used by women to make men feel themselves in the friendzone, to subtly let them know that they do not have mutual feelings towards the other.

W: “I’m so lonely these days...I wonder if I’ll ever have someone in my life : / “
M: “Don’t be like that... You know, you should look closer and you might discover love where you didn’t even see earlier. ;)”
W: “Nice tip! I’ll keep that in mind, thx bro ^^

by Bubblegum653 February 5, 2019

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014