milk and cookies

Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.

"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."

by dezkreet January 4, 2007

Thick Milk

A carton of milk that someone has ejaculated in.

Son: Hey Mom, have a sip of this.
Mom: Woah! Thats some thick milk!

by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Forced Milking

When a guy (or girl) is tied up, a naked woman walks up to him, and she puts her nipples inside his mouth, forcing him to milk her and swallow her milk. Works better with large breasts.

Keith was bound to a chair, and Sydney put him under forced milking. It pleasured her a lot.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 25, 2017

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

3.25% milk

Milk that builds strong bones and muscle. Much better than the watery taste of 1% milk.

Girlfriend: I bought 1% milk for you!

Boyfriend: BITCH! That stuff is awful! Go back out and get me 3.25% milk!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014