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Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Resco Man

Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face
Omg, look, its the resco man!
by rob September 25, 2003
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Grey man

When you get no votes for MoM, WoM and TFC in a game.
Paul Foster is Grey man - the greyest of the grey - mediocrity on the hockey pitch if ever you did see it.
by JM302 March 12, 2023
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The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.
Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021
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Jamaican Man

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.
by Gym Lion January 24, 2022
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banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
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Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China
"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1
by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012
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