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Get the Doucher than a body wash mug.by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
Get the wetter than a nun in a candle shop mug.Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
Get the Cozier than a hair in a biscuit mug.Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
Get the Better than pussy itself mug.Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
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