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Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
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Canal Whale

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale
by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020
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Orca Whale

Someone who has a bigger-than-life persona, a big spender, Someone who's Over-The-Top

In Las Vegas, an Orca Whale is a gambler who consistently wagers large amounts of money. High rollers often receive lavish "comps" from casinos to entice them onto the gambling floors, such as free private jet transfers, limousine use, and use of the casinos' best suites. This is because he's a big catch.
1. Business Context / Sales teams hunt for Orca Whales, those ultra-high-net-worth clients who bring in seven-figure deals.

2. Gambling Context / The Blackjack Dealer realized he was in the presence of an Orca Whale from the way he bet—this guy was dropping $100,000 a hand without blinking

3. General Metaphor / Strippers love when the Orca Whales come in, they're the guys who just don't make it rain, they flood the place.

4. I'm moving to LA Kansas is too slow for me; I feel like an Orca Whale in a small pond surrounded by a bunch of guppies.
by TopHat Marv April 22, 2025
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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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Taming the whale

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008
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Sperm Whale

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
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Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.
"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"
by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018
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