Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Batty Hammer

A hammer that you hit people with in rdr2 and shout “man got that batty hammer!”

Man got that batty hammer innit

by PPslayer85 November 10, 2020

Hammer Time

A term used by Formula 1 Driver Sir Lewis Hamilton's Race Engineer, Peter "Bono" Bonnington for motivation, also could mean "It's time to push"

In other words, it means to push beyond the limit

"Lewis, it's Hammer Time, let's keep pushing!"

by Mercedes-AMG W11 EQ Performanc September 10, 2025

Hammered

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.

Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!

by ShitDemon01 October 6, 2018

Hammer

Another word for Heroin. Aka Golden Brown.

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!

by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025