pinch the pee pee 

v.

To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.

My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.

pinch the pee pee by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

sneeze jet pee 

when you sneeze and you pee faster

i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good

sneeze jet pee by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022

don't pee on the floor use the commodore 

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

don't pee on the floor use the commodore by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

funny mud go pee 

similar to "funny mud pee", which is similar to "go fuck your self/bull shit", it is popular on Chinese social forum because it pronounce like "放你妈狗屁" in chinese

A: 我能连一夜七次(I can cum 7 times in one night)
B: Funny mud go pee, 鬼才信你( bull shit, I don't buy it

funny mud go pee by A_Z_715 August 8, 2022

Wet Tee-Pee 

The hilarious act of throwing wet toilet paper in a public bathroom. The targets are usualy at the ceiling tiles so that it gets wet and grows mold, but can be thrown at walls, stall doors, mirrors, people, ect.

No matter what the target is, its funny as hell, due to the fact that it is sticky and that "Splot" sound it makes when it hits walls.

It is not illegal, but if your caught doing it ESPECIALY at school, you will get in trouble or kicked out of the establishment(Stores only)

Doing this results in lots of laughs, and damage, but becomes highly addicting to the point that you do it every chance you get.

Its easy to get caught, but only if you lack aim, experiance, and skill.

Tanner: This math class is boring as hell!
Luke: Yeah. I should have brought my gun to take myself out of my misery in this damn class!
Andrew: Dont worry, when the next bell rings we can go wet tee-pee the bathroom
Tanner: Great idea!
Luke: Brilliant!!
Old hag ass teacher from china: And the weight of my fat ass+The number of chins i have equals OVER NINE THOUSENDDDDD!!!1

Wet Tee-Pee by Milkchat January 1, 2010

Chicken Pee 

The town of Chicopee Mass.

We went to Chicopee. All my friends call it
Chicken Pee.

Chicken Pee by Teh Pope February 27, 2005

Pulled a Pee-Wee Herman 

The act of masturbating in the theatre whether it be a pornographic film or just a movie with actors.

"That movie was so hot that I just about pulled a pee-wee herman!

Pulled a Pee-Wee Herman by Cute little Georgie May 8, 2006