HumansCanWinElves

A mindless, flagrant, sycophant who is unfortunately highly active on quite a few wikis, namely the Keeper of the Lost Cities Wiki, Book Obsession Wiki and Community Central. He is also a worthless degenerate who frequently posts baseless accusations of other active users and question-answerers in order to stay in the "favor zone" of the biased, blinded staff such as Kimberton, Kuzura and Sannse Cushway, who benefit immensely from his continuous snitching on other users...

HumansCanWinElves is a 30 year old who amazingly has no idea when the hell to shut the fuck up and lacks situational awarness 99.999% of the time...

by MavR5 December 9, 2022

Human Garbage

A trash ass cheating baby daddy, who doesn't pay child support, probably smells dirty pussy, and is named Zayne.

Well, I just got a text from actual human garbage.

by Wombat6969 March 7, 2023

clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

reverse human centipede

well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????

the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...

by ladlemush April 19, 2018

decent human being

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.

Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.

by orsos November 13, 2022

basically any human name

type any human name in the search bar and you will be greeted with some of the finest definitions you could ever come across on Urban Dictionary.

i got none ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i gotta put it here so yeah basically any human name

by a first-year high school stude September 16, 2020

humaid

a dude with a dick the size of a fire ant

person 1; chubby buttcheeks, where be your penis
person 2; oh shit, forgot to tell that I'm a humaid

by sofa.king.awesome October 9, 2014