Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

shawn odell ham

A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.

damn i can see shawn odell ham print.

by john is the shit April 11, 2020

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 05, 2021

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

shawn ham

a Nigga wit a stupid LONG ASS DICK,he is good in bed,and is kind and smart.He is also about that life period pooh.

shawn ham-damn look at shawn fine ass.

by john is the shit April 11, 2020

Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(

Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.

by antenna1 March 12, 2022