Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Hams

Whispers mumbling soft

Can you Hams a little

by 4192006 April 23, 2018

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Ham

Being a ham is basically when you do broke shit such as begging for money, flexing money that you don’t have, not having money, scamming random people of $5

This term is often used by scammers on telegram to make fun of all the fake scammers

He’s in your dms asking you for money? He was just flexing money on ig he’s a ham

by 3hree6ixty October 14, 2022

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022