by Harvey Manpunch June 15, 2015
Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014
a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 11, 2024
by Sahan__ October 10, 2020
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024
by TreBeardfan February 02, 2024
A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
by zmanstreet August 19, 2013