how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!
"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.
by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021
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An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
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How to defend Jalen

How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy
by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022
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How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.
“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”
by Redbaron February 19, 2020
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Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2023
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How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.
I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.
by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019
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How-up

Used to say one hopes the person spoken to will have an enjoyable day. Can be used in past or present tense.
Jamie "Now then, how-up your day lass!"
Lol "Cheers pet."
by Shearerfan December 18, 2021
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