anal extravaganza

When you rip someone’s intestines out though their anal tube.

I don’t like Judy but she is very attractive, might as well have an anal extravaganza with that hoe.

by _roach.killer_ August 6, 2019

vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016

Anal fishcakes

While doing anal your dick just starts ejaculating ever where and a combination of cum and piss spew out of your dick in her/his anus.

It was sweet last night, I totally anal fishcaked

Ew, you anal fishcaked all over me!

Sorry about the anal fishcakes.

by ragecomics360 March 7, 2016

anal fan

anal fan is where u let ur anal get blown on by which I would like to call it a fan

Bobby let his anal fan be blown on

by definition of things June 1, 2015

anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

by ten inch steel September 6, 2011

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011