anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Anal Breeze

When you fart and everyone in the room smells it.

He knew why Steve was laughing when the anal breeze set in.

by TainTedMeAt January 2, 2009

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

hydro-anal

To shove a water hose from a fire truck up your asshole as far as it will fit, turn it on and let the water pressure fuck you until you are ripped completely in half.

Yo I just did some hydro-anal with that hoe last night, you know the one, and I think she actually fuckin died my dude.

by nh420trumperetyeetboi February 20, 2018

anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

by flangeface March 27, 2011

anal extravaganza

When you rip someone’s intestines out though their anal tube.

I don’t like Judy but she is very attractive, might as well have an anal extravaganza with that hoe.

by _roach.killer_ August 6, 2019

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009