soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.

I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know

by BM10 January 26, 2022

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022

Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)

Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.

by Redscar December 30, 2020