Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 16, 2018

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia

fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice

by hamduster December 30, 2020

Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

shawn odell ham

A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.

damn i can see shawn odell ham print.

by john is the shit April 11, 2020

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 05, 2021

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019