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Butt toucher 

Someone who goes around touching random butts for no reason and any chance they get or any time they see a butt they have a urge to touch it
Chayson is such a queer .He's always trying to touch everyone's butt all the time . What a little butt toucher . Makes me wonder about him.
Butt toucher by Daddy Best March 16, 2020
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gutter toucher 

A term used to describe a suburban area of density that you can physically touch either neighbour’s gutters whilst between each property.
“They live in one of thosegutter toucher’ suburbs
gutter toucher by DS.Roach September 7, 2020

toaster toucher 

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"
man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?
toaster toucher by pepperdank January 29, 2021

Never touched grass 

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.
SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!
Someone who embodies that characteristics of both a tool and a douche.

Some may say the very combination of these words together and saying them out loud makes one a toulche.
"Look at that toulche over there, talking about freedom with his faux hawk."
toulche by Amanda and Heather December 13, 2008

touchdownin  

serveing it on someone and beating or winning over someone so much better its like making a touchdown because your so much better then them
Fred:dude your servin it you cant miss one hoop Lil-G:naw im just touchdownin on ya
touchdownin by LIL-GE March 31, 2009

Touch Poker 

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.
Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
Touch Poker by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010