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slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
by Burlin August 5, 2021
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Garden ham

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry
by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022
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HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?
Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”
by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018
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Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.
“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there
by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021
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Hams

by 4192006 April 23, 2018
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region
Would you care for some Ma’am ham?
by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024
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