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Tabling

When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.
man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.
by Peteyporn December 2, 2009
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tablenazi

Cody Holm is back in action again with all new tablenazi tricks!!!
by g28401 April 6, 2005
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tabes

Cool, Down with it, Excessively hip
Word up Leroy, your new flares are so tabes
by Skiddaz September 15, 2003
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Tabe

Tabe: To be completely oblivious of your surroundings, and/or to be unaware of generally obvious, understandable concepts. Also, to be an uninteresting, or frank person incapable of " having a life". See Tabetism for greatrer understanding of the kaelakelseytribe origin " Tabe".
1.)Kaela:i really do hate to contradict my best friend, but kelsey anne burke johnson is eminently oblivious and tone deaf
to the song " kelsey is a tabey baby". awww ! =





Kelsey: Fortunately, I am not a hypocrite, unlike a certain someone, but I must say that Kaela Jean Bennet is possibly the most oblivious of them all. Even though she will not admit it to herself, she is most deffinetly the tabest person you or I will ever know. Poor,
unfortunate Kaela, never to realize her true tabeness.


2.) The person above this is tabe for thinking that that is the deffintion for tabe, he is simply completely oblivious.
by Kelsey&Kaela :] October 25, 2008
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tablewhore

Someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. Either they don't really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.
boy: Jenny, why don't you sit here for the whole lunch? you're such a tablewhore.

Jenny: No, I need to go talk to Madison, Carl, and Rachel. I'll see you in bio.
by quietgrrlmaya April 22, 2009
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Taber

Taber is a very artistic and smart girl, she is sporty and loves animals! her friends love her too. Taber has her own since of fashion too!
girl 1: hey isn't that girl over there who won the game last night!?
girl 2: oh yeah that's my bestie,taber
by theworldendsnow February 10, 2021
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tabletop

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop
by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008
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