The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.

" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"

by Carls and KC December 26, 2007

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.

You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!

by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Perry surprise

The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.

Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.

by brettsterplow October 22, 2008

tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement

Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane

by gabbyz January 22, 2014

surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

by the dirty old man April 28, 2014