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exploding Kushner head 

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.
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Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Shit Head 

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
Shit Head by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019

Cat Head Biscuit

a biscuit as large as a cat's head
My grandmother always makes cat head biscuits.

Mailbox head

A term used by Captian Murphy of sealab, usually describing Marco
I hate Marco, I hate Marco, I hate Marco, and his mailbox head!
Mailbox head by Leenikins August 1, 2004

Coconut head 

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.
People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.