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this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't get your ham in a twistmug.

HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart
Oh they are so Ham
by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023
mugGet the HAMmug.

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
by Oliver Face January 6, 2021
mugGet the ham reconditioningmug.

Ma’am ham

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?
by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024
mugGet the Ma’am hammug.

West Hamming

Next level geezer who's doing outrageous gestures in public. typically associated with football hooliganism and green street members
by MxttTheLad March 13, 2023
mugGet the West Hammingmug.

Condom Ham

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018
mugGet the Condom Hammug.

Ham Sandwich

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!
by Mark McBass August 12, 2022
mugGet the Ham Sandwichmug.

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