ham

ham is food that can be baked

I baked ham

by I.eat.pen_ink July 14, 2021

Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

Ham

A stupid person

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham

by tsjayy August 31, 2023

Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021