Kavanaugh drunk 

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

Kavanaugh drunk by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

rip-roaring drunk 

so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.

i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!

rip-roaring drunk by tonyfranciozi August 6, 2008

College Drunk 

The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible

Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend

College Drunk by Kristi (aka Charro) October 20, 2008

hump drunk 

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

hump drunk by jobens April 28, 2013

punch drunk 

Acting giggly and retarded as if you were drunk but its really only because your so damn tired.

"We were punch drunk from staying up so late"

punch drunk by Kiki February 10, 2004

raah drunk 

reaching or exceeding a certain level of alcoholic intoxication that causes all civilized behaviors to vanish leaving only primitive or animalistic tendancies including roaring or growling.

jon geyer was so raah drunk one night he started picking up rocks and throwing them at his dear friends without hesitation or remorse. he then proceeded to yell in a roarish/growling tone, not able to create anything close to a real word. we then had to physically take him to his tent and lock him inside until he had come out of his animalistic state of mind. when he came to he had no reccolection of his raah drunk actions.

raah drunk by Tyler Ramm-Gramenz January 12, 2007

Jizz Drunk 

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

Jizz Drunk by Tyler bl February 3, 2009