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Capricorn

I’m not those hardcore astrology believers but I hate capricorns. We’re a bad chemistry. Not necessarily couple wise - but family related too. Though it’s true Leo’s tend to be prideful - it’s no doubt that Capricorns are the most prideful signs. You can’t ever win with one and it’s like ur whole world goes down the gutter once you cross paths with one. I would like to name an honorable mention, I thought I HATED scorpios but they’re not even close to where Capricorns are worse as they come. Capricorns always think they’re in the right and that no one goes above them. Major control issues and they can’t let you breathe. I seriously feel sorry to whoever has came across a Capricorn or even are married to them now. Maybe some of them out there aren’t the way I describe but every Capricorn I’ve known so far are the same and are the reason I even wrote this not January 24th, 2022 at 11:16 pm.
" Why are you crying so much, what happened??"
"My Tia is a Capricorn..."
...
*cries together*
by astralkiss January 24, 2022
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chaprille

chaprille is one of the most amazing people on the planet if you know a chaprille you should keep her around she is so sweet that if you ever talked to her your blood sugar would spike up like omg she is 100% wifey material super loyal to her partner in crime she does for people like no other she so kind most def best friend material but don't test her she might be silent and sweet but she always ready to run that fade if you know a chaprille keep her around cause she could be your biggest supporter
her name chaprille.
by jaeboogie January 25, 2022
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Capricorn

They epic im one but if you make a definition of a capricorn and it's a dirty one. You are insulting jesus and don't believe him. Born dec 19- jan somthing
Defining word Capricorn, they are *** **** gay, more bad crap
100000 thum down
Me: they don't think about jesus XD
by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022
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Crap

a swear or another word for a trashy person, poop, something trashy
Person: I just took a crap
Person 2: The heck
by QuackedUpCrab March 6, 2022
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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capricornnue

A capricornnue is someone that gets scared easily,especially when visiting a place they haven’t been in a while but used to go to very frequently.This is a type of person who never really has words to describe how their feeling,they usually always say "I’m fine" but they’re never actually fine and the times they are they don’t really know what’s going on or why they are.A capricornnue is someone who doesn’t know,maybe they do,but they don’t really know.
"I’m feeling very capricornnue today."
by obsessedluvr March 29, 2022
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capricornnue

This is a person who never really understands what their feeling and because of that when asked to,"talk" or "write" about how they feel,they simply can’t because it’s always too much.They start at first and can never finish it properly because there’s too many things,so they end up writing a lot.They don’t know how their feeling,ever.
"I didn’t know what to say when she asked how i was so I called myself a capricornnue in my head!."
by obsessedluvr March 29, 2022
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