Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020
Get the Cookie Jarringmug. A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
by 500 Year Flood July 5, 2010
Get the Mouthful of Cookiesmug. A person who's ass is so big, that it magically absorbs anything that you put in the crack, up to and including cookies, especially Keebler fudge stripe cookies. Anything put in the crack is never seen or heard from again.
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A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.
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A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.
Hey, Num Num's ass crack is showing
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!
by sillyrascal August 24, 2010
Get the Cookie Buttmug. also known as crackrock
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004
Get the Cookie crumbsmug. by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009
Get the cookie jarmug. An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.
by Cultivate Cum March 15, 2016
Get the cum cookiemug. by Paul Hester September 9, 2004
Get the cookie dustermug.