Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

closeted

you.

you are so closeted.

by wilder242 August 9, 2022

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

closerd

for something to be more closed than it was previously

😀 that emojis eyes are closerd than this emojis eyes 😃

by yvkii August 30, 2022

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

Closetomer

close·tom·er
noun
1. A person or organization that intentionally inhibits a business from closing their duties within its operational hours. These individuals will enter a retail store, restaurant, or business- with the explicit purpose of detaining the employees on the premises from going home for the day.

"Ms. Harrison was a terrible regular closetomer at the designer outlet"

by ThePageMaister September 13, 2022

closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.

Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.

by steelseries9 October 7, 2022