Cat Juice

The unidentifiable liquid that comes off of a cat's mouth when it shakes its head quickly.

Eew, Fluffy got cat juice on me!

Cat Juice by D.Dragon September 13, 2008

Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

Cat Penis by PortalX September 18, 2008

Cat Tits 

a dance involving many mexicans and several zebras having anal sex.

Hey Mexicans, do you know the cat tits?

Cat Tits by Ben Doverbiiiiicih January 18, 2009

cat-kicker 

1. A less vulgar term for kicking a girl straight in the twat.
2. An animal abuser.

I cat-kicked a feminazi straight in the twat today.

cat-kicker by Kuroko July 23, 2004

Cat-Assed Bastard 

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.

Cat-Assed Bastard by Maxxorz September 22, 2005

Cat in a sink

the art of stuffing ones testicles into the vaginal opening while maintaining complete anal penetration. References the extremely difficult act of trying to bathe a cat in a sink." (AKA Balls in a box)

"Bro, last night I totally stuffed my nuts into this girls snot-wallet while boning her in the chocolate starfish. It was harder than keeping a cat in a sink."

Cat in a sink by Adam Basich April 27, 2008

cat with benefits

A cat which frequents your house for food and occasional petting but no true relationship is involved.

I got a new cat, it doesn't sleep in my house and I don't have to clean after it. It just comes ones in a while for food and petting, it's my cat with benefits

cat with benefits by JewDoc June 21, 2010