Red Christmas

When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.

Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004

Merry Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual

Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree

by Kyle ‘the fatty’ Davis November 26, 2019

The Christmas Sweet

send a bunch of bees inside his dickhole and order them to produce honey until christmas eve. during the handing out of presents you suck him off and let him sprinkle the cookies and cups of tea on the table. a magical moment. showstopper.

He won't let me do The Christmas Sweet with him.

He wants to spend christmas with Mary.

by Krkič December 7, 2019

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

by johnajnajsdfasfad June 7, 2007

wiccan christmas

Like hippie christmas, but this is when creepy goth kids pick through dumpsters looking for dead things so they can do god-knows-what with them.

"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."

by The Dude of Bong-itude July 16, 2008

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

War on Christmas

A conspiracy theory until 2016, when Millennials and the far left started attacking Christmas traditions by labeling them as racist, misogynistic, in an attempt to get them banned.

"I didn't believe there actually was a War on Christmas, until they tried to ban Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer by calling it racist."

by YellowSmurf November 26, 2019