Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

anal extravaganza

When you rip someone’s intestines out though their anal tube.

I don’t like Judy but she is very attractive, might as well have an anal extravaganza with that hoe.

by _roach.killer_ August 6, 2019

anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

by ten inch steel September 6, 2011

anal raceway

The method of ejaculating into a woman's ass and the sperm racing to get to the small intestine.

My bf gave me an anal raceway yesterday, and I haven't pooped since.

by lordofthefags September 20, 2013

Anal Breeze

When you fart and everyone in the room smells it.

He knew why Steve was laughing when the anal breeze set in.

by TainTedMeAt January 2, 2009

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Anal eel

When one has a hemmoroid sticking out past the butt cheeks representing an eel

After sex my girl walked away and I could see an anal eel.

by Bofum1 March 1, 2013