shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

duh shit

Another way of saying “obviously”. Typically used out of pure exasperation with a person/situation.

Your friend: Yo, like... Donald Trump sucks
You: DUH SHIT

by faded&jaded January 31, 2018

sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds

Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.

by Heather hammered February 1, 2018

shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger

Have you tried this shit pork

by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.

I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.

by brooketastic February 3, 2018

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise. It was first coined by revolutionary Brandon Lawson from the Bay Area in a group message with Enoch Montes and Benny on twitter in the Fall of 2017. Brandon had typed in the words randomly to express his surprise when Enoch brought it up that the phrase was of use.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018