Weed-whacked 

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.

Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked

Weed-whacked by Mgl921 May 26, 2013

Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

Weed Whacker by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015

Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

Weed Whacker by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

wacketh 

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Wackett 

The act of violently jerking off while pooping;
In special circumstances it may also refer to a sheisty ass dude

"Yo have you seen Adrian at all today?"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been in his cabin all day trying to pull off a full Wackett."

Wackett by HB Fresh June 15, 2014

Wackie 

Used to describe people acting fake, or fraud. Can also be used to describe a person who’s unloyal.

My ex girlfriend is a wackie, and all her friends are too.

Wackie by Reckless Cii August 23, 2018

Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.

I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!

Backyard Wack by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005